Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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