- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

lol this is the best joke ever!

I have aids

So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

I just found out i have cancer.

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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