Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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colby doesnt shave

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Kathy Griffin.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Im cute hehehee

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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