roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

God

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

My pet rock died.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

kkk

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

Netflix and chill

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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