What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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