- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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