Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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69 :)

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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Spell: “This word”

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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Anti Joke

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