- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A black guy gets a job...

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

John Stamos.

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Homosexuals are gay.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

What do you call a black priest? Father

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??