- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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