Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Anti Joke

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