When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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knock knock who's there?

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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BOTTOM!!!

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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