Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Well educated black man.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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