Look how far I can kick this bucket

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Two guys walk into a bar.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Grammer is very important

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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