What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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what time is it? 3:16

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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