- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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irish wristwatch JLR

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

The Barackness Monster

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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