If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Where's my baby??

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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wommmoaooammaaa

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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