Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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