Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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alston wang

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Your mama's so fat.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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Shut the cork up!

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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