- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

I had sex with my mother in law

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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