What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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whats a dick a dick

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Jesus was a good guy

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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