Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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