Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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