What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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brandon ya twwat

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A black guy gets a job...

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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Justin Bieber

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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