A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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poo

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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your life

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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Chrissy is funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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