a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

#Hanging Degus

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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