Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

*you're

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

AIDS

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

hey

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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