How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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