- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

ugh good riddance

Your time.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

I killed someone today. :D

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

poop

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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