A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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