- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

what do u call a black person by his name

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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