- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

Nicolas Cage's acting.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

A: B: No pun intended.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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