- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

i like tits

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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