Whats the difference between a frog?

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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hit the thumbs down button

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Yeah right loser!

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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I hate blackniggers

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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try slamming a revolving door

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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