What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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kieran scott has a huge back

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Neither does he.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Anti Joke

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