- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a willy? -brock

one day i went to bed

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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