- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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