- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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