- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

Trolololollolololololololololololololol

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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