- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

women's rights.

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

toast points

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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