INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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