A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Get in the car.

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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