Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Your mama's so fat.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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