- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

elen degeneres is straight....

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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