- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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