- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

AIDS

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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