Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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