A blind man walks into a wall.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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John Stamos.

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who is mark

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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religion.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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