knock knock who's there aids

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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You're welcome!

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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Anti Joke

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