What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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