- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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what time is it? 3:16

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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