How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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