- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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