What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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