- Anti Joke

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

rape that shit

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Your mom.