Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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