- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Yo momma so fat, she died.

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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