Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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Poop swing

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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knock knock piss off

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