your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Cripples are lame.

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Where's my baby??

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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A horse walks into a barn.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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Dance is a sport

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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Get in the car.

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What you reading? reading?

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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Anti Joke

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