Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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