Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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What's the difference between a duck

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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People Order Our Patties

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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try slamming a revolving door

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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