What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

thumb_up thumb_down +30

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

thumb_up thumb_down +30

This sentence is false.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

thumb_up thumb_down +30

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

thumb_up thumb_down +30

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops