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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

What is white black and Chinese A panda

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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