What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

What time is it? 20:45.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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