Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

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