- Anti Joke

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?