monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

you know whats funny... nothing.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Reverse psychology never fails.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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