- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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