what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

Harry Styles

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

You read the Terms of Service.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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