Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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religion.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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cancer

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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