- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

your mom died.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

fack me in the ace! CC

Knock knock. Racism.

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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