Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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GONNA

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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Do you believe this will change?

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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