- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

An English man walks into a pub.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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