What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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