Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

How old is your mom? Old.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

Do you like your life? No. OK.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Once upon a cross

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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