- Anti Joke

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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