Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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Womens rights

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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