- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

Jesus was a good guy

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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