- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

A handicapp walks into a bar

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

Knock Knock Not Yet

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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